Dear Triple Berry English Trifle,
When that “sweet lady” on the phone told me you were ready to be picked up, I drove out to get you…but the lady misinformed me and to prove my devotion to you, I waited a full 30 minutes while you got ready (now that’s love!)…but it was worth it because you looked amazing when I finally laid eyes on you!
I wanted to spend all of my time with you right there in the Sweet Lady Jane shop but, unfortunately, I had to get back to the office so thanks for coming along for the ride!
Oh, and I’m sorry for putting you into that horrid paper cup, I know you are quite fancy and deserve better than that…but I couldn’t bear the thought of sharing you with another who may have seen your creamy layers of buttercream, flecks of moist yellow cake, juicy pieces of apricot, passionfruit and luscious berries w/ a splash of sherry wine…can you blame me!
I know people fawn over your sister, the famedTriple Berry Shortcake Cake (pictured below)…probably because she’s made quite a name for herself by showing up every day dressed to the nines and earning a place on the menu, but trust me…you are the true star! I am committed to only showing up at Sweet Lady Jane when you are there.
I truly hope you appreciate my sincere devotion and cannot wait until we meet again!
P.S.: I wish I could quit you!
Sweet Lady Jane
1631 Montana Avenue, Santa Monica, CA 90403 and 8360 Melrose Avenue, Los Angeles, CA 90069 (WeHo)
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